Extolling an archaic tactic to defeat in battle; frustrate the plans of, and put into a state of perplexity and embarrassment all enemies on the field with Reason and Enlightenment.
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Friday, July 27, 2012
Advised: "Get Shit Faced Drunk, Click Ads"
JULY 26, 2012
A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg
About the Future of Facebook
MENLO PARK, Calif. (The Borowitz Report) – After Facebook’s shares plummeted in after-hours trading today, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg issued the following personal letter to all 900 million Facebook users. Read the letter here.